Import:Gregg the Grim Reaper
- "Aren't you a little short to be a grim reaper?"
"Well how many grim reapers have you met, mate?"
- —Conker and Gregg
Gregg uses a megaphone to sound menacing, but it doesn't always works, and apparently wasn't his idea.. His voice is actually very high, and he's very short (the scythe he wields is taller than him. Gregg mentions that he hates cats, mainly because they have multiple lives, and the way they "meow, and piss everywhere". He also hates the other "special cases", such as squirrels. Gregg especially hates zombies and the undead, because they don't die except from a shot through the head, and says that they are "worse than bloody cats". When Gregg reappears in Spooky, he is angry at that fact that they have "fish versions" of cats.
Gregg first appears to Conker when he dies for the first time. At first Gregg plans on taking Conker to the afterlife, but then realizes he is a squirrel. According to Gregg, squirrels have "as many lives as they think they can get away with". He tells Conker that he can collect Squirrel Tails around the various levels to gain extra lives, or "chances". After telling Conker this, Gregg transports him back to the land of the living.
Gregg later appears in the level Spooky, trying to attack catfish in the water. He gives Conker a shotgun to take out zombies.
- Gregg might be named after Gregg Mayles, the designer of Banjo-Kazooie.
- Gregg wonders whose idea it was for him to use a megaphone to make his voice more menacing. This references the fact that usually grim reapers are portrayed as creepy and have deep voices.